Title: Nice and Easy
Fandom: Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Duel II RPS
Pairing: Ryan/Landon, Davis/Matt, Ryan/Landon/Davis/Matt
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,898
Disclaimer: This isn't real, and I'm not saying it ever happened. Ryan, Landon, Davis, and Matt own themselves and MTV owns the Challenge.
Warnings: Gangbang. But a nice one?
Summary: Ryan's been in love with Landon for years. After finding out that Landon had a sex dream about him, Davis pushes Ryan into doing something about it.
Notes: After hoping Davis and Ryan stayed together all season, you can imagine my disappointment upon finding out that Davis is seeing a new guy named Matt now, but that he and Ryan are still friends and Davis even lived with him for a short while after The Duel II. Except then, during "The Sh!t They Should Have Shown," Landon admitted to having had a sex dream about Ryan (and then told all his housemates about it), and that Ryan had long been "in love with" him. Yeah, so...then there was this.

( Ryan has never been the sort of guy that things just happened to. )

Title: A Fairy's Tale
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Matt Stone/Trey Parker
Word Count: 1,305
Summary: Trey calls Matt from Hawaii and asks for a bedtime story. Matt delivers. Includes fair princes, handsome knights, racist dragons, Travelocity, and sex on the beach. Not your average fairy tale.
Disclaimer: Matt and Trey own themselves. I just worship them. And I'm certainly not saying this happened or ever would in real life except for the part where they made out that one time, but whatever: semantics. I make no money off of this and write it simply for my own sick pleasure.
Thanks to: Willow.

( A flying steed? Now this is just getting silly. )

Title: My Future's Bound [4/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 6,177 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

( Stan pauses to take an inventory of his current situation. He's camped out on his parents' couch in the same pajamas he put on three days ago, there are cheetos stains on his shirt, he hasn't moved in at least three hours, and he's stolen two of his dad's beers, and that's just since his parents went to work three hours ago. )

Title: My Future's Bound [3/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 6,276 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

( Stan has given Kyle three blowjobs since yesterday afternoon and he's still not getting tired of it. )

Title: My Future's Bound [2/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Stan/Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 9,518 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

( For six entire months, Kenny's advice works. Unfortunately, then school lets out and Wendy decides to spend her summer volunteering to help underprivileged children in some kind of third world country and for all intents and purposes, he's single for the summer. )

Title: My Future's Bound [1/4]
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: South Park
Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, and Stan/Wendy, with some Kyle/OC, and mentioned Kyle/Bebe, Bill/Fosse, Butters/Dougie (or should I say Professor Chaos/General Disarray?) and Ike/Wendy. Probably some others that are casually mentioned that are utterly inconsequential.
Word Count: 30,614 altogether. 8,652 in this entry.
Summary: Stan and Kyle accidentally have phone sex while playing the newest MMORPG craze. Afterwards, Kyle comes out while Stan tries to deny what he feels. Also, Ike is generally awesome.
Disclaimer: Matt, Trey, and Comedy Central own the South Park boys.
Warnings: Fair warning: I looked up the age of legal consent in Colorado, and it's 16. Stan and Kyle are 16/17 in this fic, which is technically "underage," though they're old enough to consent to what they're doing. If the idea of them being under 18 bothers you, then I'd skip it. Just fair warning.
Thanks to: Rachael, Crys, & Willow.

( Christ, he's got to stop thinking about this. He's obsessing over something he has no right to be obsessing about. )

Title: Old Habits
Rating: R
Fandom: BASEketball
Pairing: Coop/Remer, some Remer/Evette and Coop/Jenna
Word Count: 1,600
Summary: Old habits are hard to break.
Disclaimer: David Zucker owns these characters. I own nothing except the DVD and a desperate desire to fix the ending. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Remer's not as stupid as some people seem to think he is. )

Title: Waiting
Rating: PG
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Xander/Andrew
Word Count: 1,037
Written for: loridi won me in the last Sweet Charity auction and requested Xander/Andrew post-Chosen fic.
Summary: They've never been on a date.
Disclaimer: Joss is Boss, people. I own nothing except the DVDs.

( Andrew had had a crush on Xander since that day he tied Andrew to a chair in one of the upstairs bedrooms at Buffy's house in Sunnydale. )

Title: Not Saying No
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Entourage
Pairing: Vince/Eric
Word Count: 2,285
Written for: storydivagirl won me in the last Sweet Charity auction and requested Vince/Eric post-season two fic.
Thanks: To dancinbutterfly for all the hand-holding and encouragement.
Summary: Keep Vince happy. That's what Ari had said.
Disclaimer: Doug Ellin and HBO own Entourage. I own nothing and make no profits off of this.

( The first day of filming involves Vince and Mandy hanging from the ceiling in harnesses for almost four hours straight before they break for lunch... )